SEDENTARY LIFE, AESTHETICS, SPORTS, HEALTH ... AND YOGA

 

The average human being of the 21st century has a problem: if he does nothing he becomes sedentary. And it is so easy to become sedentary! And so comfortable! Just do nothing.

Why does this happen? Simply because we are a relatively young species whose technology has advanced much faster than its physical body. And it was that four days ago we lived in the caverns ... If we didn't run we wouldn't hunt and we didn't eat; if we were not agile to climb trees, we ate some predator; if we did not have physical strength we did not last many winters. That is, if we were not physically fit we would not survive.

Today, what is the need to run, hunt, climb or fight? To eat just go to the corner supermarket, go down the stairs (by elevator), walk a little (some go by car) and return with the purchase home (again by elevator). To protect us from wild animals (on two legs, because those on four are in extinction)? Nothing better than a Prosegur alarm, Securitas Direct or a fat lock. What do you have to do to be the alpha male of the tribe and secure the offspring? Nothing man, just bring out the wallet and see that it is well chubby. Anyway, what generates all this?: sedentary lifestyle . What is a sedentary lifestyle? Overweight, cholesterol, triglycerides, being more rigid than the goalkeeper of a table football and having less physical strength than Spanish justice.

How is this solved? How do you fight sedentary lifestyle? There are four options or ways:

1.- Stay as I am , but worse and worse, with the acknowledgment of the years. This is the easiest option to follow, it is like the grooves left by torrents or rivers ... When it rains the water always goes the same way because it offers the least resistance.



2.- To worry about the aesthetics without taking out the garbage can. That is, plastic surgery, some miraculous diet or exercises to lower the belly. There are also those who crush hours and hours in the gym every week doing weights and running like a chicken through Ethiopia to run out of a gram of fat and to see the "chocolate tablet"; not for clear health, but for aesthetics. 

And what is aesthetics good for? To link more ; for nothing else, make it clear. That is to say, we invest years of our life to have a fitness body with the objective that when the summer arrives we have the opportunity to take off our shirt and oh, the females fall at our feet (or if it is a woman, that the men we get torticles). The problem is that if that facade has no content ... bad matter. If we put meringue on shit, shit is still what it is: shit.



3.- Do sports , which everyone says is very good, also is very pro and gives you points for society. What an athlete you are, huh! You go to the Decathlon, you fill yourself well with breathable synthetic clothes, some running shoes (but not very expensive huh!, That our knees and hips do not deserve so much, it is only for hitting) and wing, to throw miles; to sweat like a bastard and in the middle of town, or the sports center, stop snorting and stop the clock (important that people see you making this gesture). «What athlete is X person! How do you take care of yourself! ”People will say. Thing that good, seen from a social perspective is not so bad. The problem will come when X person is fifty years old, his joints broken and his heart waving a white flag with his tongue out.

Notice for navigators: sport is not synonymous with health . The sport is fine if you get paid to do it.

That is, if you are an elite athlete (car player is the best sporting profession you can choose, for the pasta they earn) and your monthly salary derives from it. In that case, if you are shattering at fifty, you look at your checking account and say, “Well, it was worth it; excerpts from the trade, like any other ». But male! Hit you half marathons and marathons every week for hobby, I think at least masochist. If in that sucked face that you have it shows that very healthy you cannot be. The sport also ends up becoming an obsession, it becomes addictive, a drug; and really it is, since a lot of hormones are released with physical exercise that eventually make you feel bad if you fail to generate them.



Another warning for navigators: no matter how much sport we do, no matter how much we run, no matter how little fat we have and no matter how much we take care of ourselves, we will die the same. I remind you in case you had forgotten.

4.- Saint Barbara, Saint Barbara ...! How awful I am! I've seen the wolf's ears! The doctor has told me that either I take care of myself or ...! Friend, this is when you care about your health and the goal is to recover it.

-Yes, I have signed up for the gym, but both aesthetics and sporting purpose bring me carelessly, I want to be healthy.

-Okay, okay, I won't worry , let's design an exercise routine and come two or three times a week; You will see how well you are doing.



And it is true, that in months you will be much better; As you feel better, you will not remember Saint Barbara and what will happen? You will return to point 1.

Health is like repairing a machine that requires maintenance (in fact the physical body is a machine); and there are two types of maintenance: the corrective and the preventive .

People look for the corrective in 90% of the cases, that is, that it heals me, that my health problem is solved and then ... I disregard until the next repair, which will be worse and worse. Maintenance? Ufff, what sacrifice not? We better wait for it to break again and we will repair it. This is how it goes.

5.- Practice Yoga . It is that Yoga is the host, it is the best and above all, the most intelligent . At a stroke we put ourselves before the problem of sedentary lifestyle, by establishing our weekly routine. We work on movement, strength, endurance, flexibility ... and all this without forcing or damaging the physical body. We also work inside, that is, apart from covering ourselves with meringue, we purify the shit and transform it; We do something like an alchemical process in which we transmute lead into gold. We may not get a chocolate tablet for doing Yoga, but who needs it? 

Yoga is first and foremost a preventive exercise , which will help us maintain health longer and above all have a better quality of life, even though, as much Yoga as we do, we will also die someday. Yoga is not a panacea.


Therefore, having seen all this, knowing that we will all die sooner or later and that we have the "Gift of Free Will" (sacred gift where there are any), that each one chooses one or several of these five options, well chosen will be if the We choose freely, voluntarily and consciously. First of all, be free, do what you want and live your life as you want, but do not fool yourself and take responsibility for the consequences of your actions.



Aimar Rollan (Gopal)

The automatic homo

 "Of all the formidable things that go around the world, the most formidable is undoubtedly man," said the great Greek playwright Sophocles in Antigone, one of his peak works. I certainly share his opinion, but what is man? An animal? A rational animal? A God? A demigod? A programmable automaton? The bridge between an animal and something superior to him? I think it can be all those things. In this post we will see the animal and automaton part of man.

Homo Autómata

That we are animals there is no doubt; there is nothing more to go to the zoo, to the jungle or spend an afternoon watching documentaries to realize that although man is a "civilized" being, he shares many animal features, specifically what we call instincts .

There are three basic instincts inherent in every animal (including of course the human race):

Instintos básicos

1- The life conservation instinct: That innate mechanism that alerts us to dangers and urges us in fractions of a second to safeguard our physical integrity at all costs. Even the most depressed and disabled person will try to save his life, without even questioning it, if he is in a mall and someone shouts: "Fire!"

2- The instinct for the preservation of life: What is the difference with the previous one ?, you can think many. Simple:

- Why do you eat? (three times a day the most fortunate)

-Oh Gopal, what a question! Because we are hungry.

-Obviously ... But what makes you hungry? The preservation instinct of life.

Life must be preserved and that is why we feed ourselves (and if it is in abundance better, lest tomorrow we lack food and we have to pull fat); we must also ensure nighttime sleep as well as inclement weather.

Food, clothing and shelter ... That is what urges us to achieve the preservation instinct. Is there any animal that does not eat? Apart from the unfortunates who have nothing to put in their mouths, there is one: the Idealist Homo , the one capable of making a hunger strike, putting their basic instincts before their ideals.

-And those who fast or diet?

-What about those?

- They do not also put in front of their instincts?

- Bearing in mind that 90% of fasts are of a religious nature (that is, something imposed; something programmed in the memory of Homo Automata) and that 90% of those who diet are for being more handsome (here it enters action the third basic instinct that we will now see), I fear that only a few of them are also Homo idealists.

-Ah ...!


3-The procreation instinct: This is the bastard strong! This moves the world. This is so powerful and subtle that we don't even realize it. It is so decisive that it pushes us like an 8-cylinder engine in V for life. Perpetuate the species is one of the top priorities, if not the fundamental objective of all animals. Don't you believe me Watch more documentaries. Thus, everything we do in life is guided consciously or unconsciously by this animal instinct. Most advertising strategies are aimed at this instinct. Why do we go to the gym, take care of ourselves, try to have more status, the biggest car, and a long etc.? This instinct is largely responsible.


Now, we are human, right? And what do humans have that animals don't possess? Intelligence no? And emotions too. More emotions than intelligence I would say.

-Well, where do the basic or primary emotions come from ? (If I put it to egg ...)

-Of the brain?

- Pussy of the basic instincts!

What produces the life conservation instinct? Fear The water is clearer (pure of the mountains; lest some funny tell me that the tap is not so clear). Fear is our greatest friend, and that of all animals. No one has saved more lives in all history than fear.

What produces the life preservation instinct? The ambition What does it take to get food, clothes and shelter? Money , the more money the better. Does this sound to you? What moves the world? The ambition or the desire to make money.

-I'm not ambitious ... I settle for little; I am also anti-capitalist.

Plassss, all over your mouth! (By liar)

What moves us to choose some studies, a profession, a trade? Why do we get out of bed when the alarm rings at six in the morning to go to work? What moves us to mortgage our lives, to buy a bigger car, to fill the shopping cart to the bars, to buy us the collection of spring, summer, autumn, winter ... and spring clothes (by the way very good movie, I recommend it if you have not seen it) and get on the train of sickly consumerism: Yes, ambition; And what is behind the ambition? The instinct of preservation.

What produces the procreation instinct? Sexuality That set of emotions, desires and passions that practically mark the course of our life. Almost everything we do in life aims to satisfy that sexuality (sex, tenderness, affection, love ... Whatever you want to call it).

-What does a teenager want most?

-Without any doubt, fuck at all.

-What does an adult want most?

-Follar also, but hey, we will say that love ... Being loved and loving ... If for this I have to crush myself 8 hours a week in the gym, make a career and achieve an executive position or shave my eyebrows, I do it without doubt, because, what is life without love?

-What does an elder most desire?

-Affection, tenderness ... A calm and carefree old age. (Fuck no, because he can't anymore, but he would like to.)

I insist, what moves the world? Sex Mmmm... I meant the basic instincts .

Why have I titled this post with the name of «Homo automaton»? Because it is. It's that resounding. Man is a robot, a machine, an automaton programmed with three simple instructions, which generate three basic emotions and a conditioned mind and oriented to the achievement of the attainment or appeasement of such instincts and emotions.

I have also spoken of another species: the idealistic Homo. I will talk more about him in another post; Just say that there are few, very few ... They are known as goats outside the flock.

El Quijote

-And Yoga? What does Yoga have to do with all this? Isn't this a Yoga blog? Fuck Gopal, it seems you are talking about everything but Yoga!

-I always talk about Yoga, dear Grasshopper. The goal of Yoga is to deprogram the mind of automata and set them free . We have instincts, yes; emotions, yes; But we also have intelligence and will. Yoga is alchemy that transmutes the animal into human.


Aimar Rollán (Gopal)